Than any boy you’ll ever meet.
Sweetie, you had me.
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DIY Statement Mirror Using a Stencil. “WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of ‘beauty’ “. She bought her stencil, but you could make one. Really easy tutorial (no etching glass unless you want to) from Dans Le Townhouse here.
| band: | *ties shoe* |
| me: | OMFG LOOK AT HIS FINGERS LOOK AT THE WAY HE MAKES THE BOWS THEY ARE LIKE PERFECT LITTLE UNICORN FUCKING BOWS AWW HOW PRECIOUS |
| band: | *yawns* |
| me: | OMFG LOOK AT HIS MOUTH LOOK HOW IT OPENS IN THE PERFECT CIRCULAR MOTION CREATING A PEFRECT 360 READY TO INHALE AND EXHALE ALL OF THE AIR AWW HOW PRECIOUS |
| band: | *breathes* |
| me: | OMFG LOOK AT HOW HIS CHEST RISES AND FALLS IN A PERFECT RHYTHMIC PATTERN OF AWESOMENESS JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AWW HOW PRECIOUS |
| band: | *smiles* |
| pastor at funeral: | We therefore commit this body to the ground; earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in the sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life. |
Hispanic At The Disco - I Write Sins, Not Tragedies cover.
This is possibly the best I have ever seen on the internet.
You’re welcome lol
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DIY - HOW TO CROCHET A 5-PETAL FLOWER
after failing dramatically when attempting to follow any of the billion “how to crochet a flower” tutorials that exist on the internet, i gave up and made up my own. i apologize in advance if i used the wrong terminology, i am not a pattern-following crocheter, i’m purely a “make it work” kind of girl… so i hope you can follow along : )
first, you should follow this tutorial to crochet a “magic circle” in order to begin. there are lots of videos on making the magic circle so just pick one that you like and get started - it’s incredibly useful! (i use it for these flowers, but also to make ears for other kinds of crocheted hats)
now you can begin with my steps.
MATERIALS: a ball of yarn, an appropriately sized crochet hook (depending on your yarn), scissors *in this tutorial i am using lion brand baby’s first yarn and a size K hook*
- once you’ve started your magic circle, single crochet 13 stitches around the circle (11 if you want a 4 petal flower)
- pull the non-working string to tighten the circle
- chain once into the first single crochet in your circle
- double crochet into the next single crochet in your circle 5 times!
- then, chain once into that same single crochet AND chain once into the next stitch
- double crochet 5 times into the next stitch and follow by chaining once into the same stitch and chaining once into the following stitch
- repeat step 6 three more times to complete the flower, then cut your working yarn and pull both strings through the center of the flower to the back and tie them off together
- now your flower is finished! you can leave it like this if you want!
- or you can attach a hand made pom pom by threading the strings through the flower’s center and tying them all together! (a pom pom tutorial will be
comingsoon! HERE!!!)
Reblogging for reference.
you’re not anywhere near my no-no parts so no you’re not exactly where i want you
Forever reblog. But the above comment is hilarious.
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